You're not that talented!

Hey people who think you can drive and multi-task--you are not that talented. I am referring to the stupid rubberheads who actually think they can talk and drive. Why don't you just have a few beers before getting on the road and seal the deal for a frickin' accident waiting to happen. And I can see you on your phones driving just saying, "blah, blah, blah, I can't stand to only drive because I might have to formulate a thought!" I mean really, who the hell are you talking to and is it that damn important? I think not! So shut the hell up and drive or yap away and don't drive, but don't think for a single second you are talented enough to do both--moron!